Marine Engineer here.

Wait till you get to 2:36

A childhood friend of mine went with the more traditional short version “Chris” and whenever his mother would yell “CHRISTOPHER!” he would yell back “YESTOPHER?”

He should do a show where he plays twins. Then we’ll get Topher the price of one.

In case you are wondering how Han survived the crash in F3 (spoiler alert, lol). It was all a trick to decive your eyes. Otherwise known as...

Now? I agree. But I was in cub scouts in the early 80's, when wedge cars were all the rage. I had a Countach, a Vector W8 and (somewhat embarrassingly) a Fiero on my wall. I thought it was rad as hell. 90% of the kids in my ‘den’ or whatever it was had cars that looked similar to mine.

I also vibrate like crazy with mechanical stimulus

my youngest that just started cub scouts looked at the cybertruck and said “that is so ugly”

Phew, I wasn’t expecting to feel feelings this morning. This is legitimately my pinewood derby entry.

Flat panels like that lose a lot of rigidity.  They vibrate like crazy upon any mechanical stimulus

“The question is why. Why would you use thicker, heavier metal if you didn’t have to?” He likely would have had to to make the Unibody construction strong enough to even think of coming close tot he towing and payload capacity. but with a driver and a quad in the back the thing looks like the front wheels are nearly…

I couldn’t come up with a better comment than this one.

That pass was blinder than a Hong Kong protestor shot in the eyes by the Chinese government.

I’d love for this to be a continuing feature, I just beat Fallout 4 and was trying to remember all the crazy rumors leading up to it

Exactly, Tesla came out of nowhere and right now, their closest competition has been a $100k Porsche. 

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Yes, but watt do they charge for such an environmentally positive service?

I worked at KFC in high school, and the rule was “one reasonable meal per shift”. You couldn’t grab a 21-piece bucket, but a 2-3 piece dinner with 2 sides was fine. However, eating the same old stuff at KFC got old, so we experimented: Chicken Little sandwiches (the 80s ones, like a White Castle or Krystal burger, but…

In a food court, our manager used to exchange food with other food court places to get us something to eat. I was at a pizza place and we’d exchange pizzas for Popeye’s, Mark Mosely’s Frankly Fries, and Chinese Food.