I have a Nissan LEAF as my daily driver and it does about 65 miles on the highway during the summer here in Phoenix before I get to the low-range light, Maybe another 20 miles to depletion (turtle mode). It’s a workable commute with a small battery but really looking forward to a min 200-mi range one for the next one.

You all just need to LEAF them alone.

I was on the swim team in HS (not particularly good at it but nice to swim in the desert). Lunch was two Snickers bars, two boxes of Gobstoppers, and a can of Diet Coke. After school, I’d walk to McD’s and down a Double Quarter pounder meal and then go to swim practice. Dinner afterwards I could polish off a whole…

I finished up the main campaign of Wildlands which was just the best game I’ve played so far in the past 12 months. Very enjoyable and replayable worthy IMO.

Back to finishing Mass Effect Andromeda campaign (I think I can complete it this weekend). I’ve been trying to get all the planets up to 100% AVP so yeah...

*scribbles furiously* c-h-e-e-s-e s-q-u-e-e-z-e!

*saves the next roadtrip*

OMG, I’m ded now that I’ve been missing these burns all day.

My mom dyed because of #500DOK #Neverforget500DOK

We have never been friends, good sir!

-Purchased a 2006 Corolla S (though I knew at the time it was merely a aesthetic improvement).

You can have my RedVines SuperRope when you pry it from my cold dead hands because I had diabeetus.

You idiot, you forgot the last line.

THE CLAPPER!

/cries

Wait, are you the guy that...ohh...ohhh..nm

In my area, on certain vehucles you can get a clean air plate and then use the carpool lane even if you are the only person in the vehicle.

I would contend that Mickey is still relevant because of Mickey Mouse’s Clubhouse. My kids frickin’ love Mickey.

I started watching the Rangers in Arlington back in 2000. That was a rough decade, man.

Holy shit, honey and half-n-half? Have I been not living my best life? I think that I have not.

Have you seen what types of formula are out there? Our kids were given this stuff after we tried unsuccessfully to nurse. https://similac.com/baby-formula/s…

Now (at least) two more fucking dishes after the fruit parfait.

Also, I have a new dishwasher that has all the bells & whistles and I still pre-rinse everything because some things don’t come off. It’s a trust issue but it’s also a I don’t want to clean this shit again.

That’s it. I’m tearing up our friend card.

You’re so wrong about that. Corned Beef Hash is terrible. The proper answer is a bone-in ham steak

Having read this (http://thatswhatshesaid.jezebel.com/misty-copeland…) a while ago, I’m curious if the Deadspin part of the office has the access to the same type of garbage food.