Yes. I also frequently visit prisons to tell the inmates they are bad people who do bad things.

I don’t understand. That story was written as though there are Dunkin Donuts toilets that are not clogged.

Knowing that’s the fecker who sneaks into my children’s rooms in the middle of the night has me hoping that the Cards’ O-line stays porous.

Fuck. You know the economy sucks when the Tooth Fairy takes a second job.

you last saw him helping the 2016 49ers put together a 2-14 record.

Breaking! Footage of Trump reciting the anthem!

It’s not even arguable. Look at this kid.

The baby from the Dinosaurs TV show was a fucking asshole. He absolutely is not the best baby, he is one of the worst babies. It’s all about him, he assaults Earl on a regular basis and demand that even after doing such, you must love him. Well I don’t and no one should and I’m glad that show ended with them all dying.

Drew, thank you so much for the honesty in this column. Being upfront and honest about the shitty things we’ve done is important. I have a lot of things to atone for, too, and this is inspiration to keep working on being better.

Thanks for making me question the continued abuse of my anonymity online.

#TeamDiagonal

WTF, no opinion on diagonal staples? So much better, and less chance of tearing.

So weird that you said that. I know you mean Maryland, but here’s the weird thing. This photo is taken at my dad’s house in Baltimore, but I grew up in Carroll County, IOWA.

Haha yes

Pretty close! Too warm for the flannel, so just a Morrissey shirt, ripped shorts, and yes, Doc Martens.

This is possibly the most concentrated image of the early 90s/late 80s I’ve ever seen. I was a kid, but I remember.

Extra-strength 90's in this photo.

Whoa, this threw me off! I was scrolling through comments and was like “HOLY SHIT, IS THAT TARA?” (It’s not, as I’m sure you know)