Houston resident (not a Texans fan), loving this. I have to put up with enough of JJ Watt’s face every time I go to HEB that this feels like catharsis.

When I was little, my mom bought me a comic book that showed me how deal with these weirdos.

I remember in King of Queens (yeah, I used to watch it and I am not ashamed! Much) Leah Remini saw an old picture of Kevin James and saw how cute he was and tried to get him to lose weight. I think James is what happens to former football players when they stop working out.

I don’t know. That mustache is kind of sexy.

Imagine wanting this guy to join your religion*

Au contraire -- bridge was given a battlefield promotion to “city street.”

Fuck is that the top of a bridge on the right?

Back in my day, players didn’t need coddling. Hell, that little league pitcher Danny Almonte wouldn’t even drive his children on the team for ice cream after losses.

Not everyone’s a good TypeR.

Ha. This will be under further review next time I see him.

Not the best photoshopper but this will do

You’re fucking dreaming. Have you seen Collins’ hair up close? It’s like taking a goddamn vacation.

I have better hair than Collins. I should be Brian.

The angst this book produces in those that hate it is so baffling to me. As a child of the 80's I found it to be a fun, silly romp that allowed my mind to spin up memories of days gone by. Now the chic thing to do is tear it down like its Dostoyevsky.

At least they were all ok.

Since that’s a Honda, we can safely assume those were all metric bolts.

For me buying an electric car was a financial decision based on logic. I was able to buy a 2015 Nissan Leaf for $9k with 24,000 miles on it. Previously I was paying $80/month for gas and now my electric bill is roughly $50 a month while charging the car. Range isn’t an issue, I typically have 50% charge when I get…

Google to cities:

If my electric car isn’t a diesel, I am raising hell.

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