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That’s still $238 more than anyone should pay for Tab.

You can always tell when swimmers beef. Just look for the bubbles.

Heck yeah. So much so, that they’re only allowed to do it until the black marks on the floating lanes.

Men’s Swimming Olympic Gold Medals since 1896:

There’s a strong intersection between the type of dude who wants a brown turbo diesel manual wagon, and the type of dude who would fly 5000 miles on a whim to see a woman he’s only texted.

I’m surprised because, for one shining moment, he didn’t have the smallest hands in the room.

Not a single mention of THE QUEEN???

Nazis gonna Nazi.

That’s all well and good until GM has their company picnic.

Because she was Solicitor General when the DOJ filed a friend-of-the-court brief when Fisher was pending in the Fifth Circuit. SCOTUSblog says she would have been directly involved in the decision as well as the content of the brief.

Thanks to universal health care in Canada, however, the goose is fine. The Eagle, on the other hand, is a low-wage-earning diabetic that can’t get time off from work when her kids are sick. So, you know, call it a tie.

“hymn and ha?” Is this some regional variant? I always see “hem and haw” for this situation.

I love Odell, I try to keep things neat and organized, and I don't think too many people outside of Newark are very familiar with pastor Ron Christian...

I like all HamNo’s stuff but boxing does bring out the best in him.

Best piece you’ve written in a while