My wife said the same thing when I caught her with the UPS guy.

Cecil’s a Bogart.

most underrated comment ever.

Sadly, animal heaven is just a zoo in human heaven.

Somewhere up in animal heaven, Cecil the lion and Harambe the Gorilla are sharing a joint and shakin their heads at all this.

Proving that no one has more experience handling foul balls than an old Athletic supporter.

Hat guy has been trying to catch a foul ball for years but safari can’t manage to get one.

The word “million” decided to take a bathroom break. It’s now back in the game.

Sure, but now it looks like there is a giant clutch disc blocking the way. Thanks Obama.

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.

Actual photo of $kay, everybody!

I have one of those!

I own this GT owner

Help! I’ve Fallon and I can’t get up!

LAPD charged with battery.

Patrick I believe you forgot to credit Hunter Osborn for the tip.

Do Not Masturbate While Seated