Actual photo of $kay, everybody!

I have one of those!

I own this GT owner

Help! I’ve Fallon and I can’t get up!

LAPD charged with battery.

Patrick I believe you forgot to credit Hunter Osborn for the tip.

Do Not Masturbate While Seated

clearly it was the logo’s fault.

Homegrown candy corn makes the best taillights.

You better have a car faster than an accord

im not sure i could outdrive jesus... according to my missus.... i should be crucified for my driving often as not

It’s actually about ethics in sixth grade track sports reporting.

Jesus Christ, junior high school half-marathon truthers are the WORST.

marathon truthers

2:43:31? Whatever. I’m running my first half marathon in June. I’ve been training for it for a while and I’m nearly certain I can beat 2:43:31, so take that, 12-year-old-girl-who-I’m-moderately-better-at-something-than-after-I’ve-been-training-for-it-for-months-and-you-did-it-by-accident!

If I ran a 5k in 2:43 I’d be happy.

F-35 could have done it in 41 min.

And conveniently we all know Bodø has got a good long runway.... http://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/that-time-an-s…