“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

So Donald Trump gets the most votes and now the authorities are working to prevent him getting the nomination?

They tried to get us to give our baby that without bothering to test him for any allergies.

Well, you go a lot of us going with that “sidepiece” thing.

I don't see how he can say he's "doing fine" he's wearing an adjustable hat backwards.

Honey, I love you, and I’m sorry but we’re getting kicked out now.

So even the guy involved didn’t realize I was kidding. Jeez.

Here, here.

Nah, as a guy who has lost the ability to rock the main boulevard of his cranium, I have only a begrudging respect for the widehawk.

I do; I actually shortened it to not be quite so obnoxious. Full list here.

HMMWV FOR SALE

One of the more light-hearted U.S. Army W.T.F. moments. The Indian Wars supercuts are hard to watch, even with the Benny Hill theme.

Still don’t know what started this. Still don’t ever want this to end.

Cardinals fan: [immediately becomes huge Zobrist fan]

I hope you get the same amount of satisfaction posting each one of these as I do seeing each one.

“Spanish-speaking immigrant lollygags at work. Wall does its job.”

Has there been a guy who’s had a more quiet hall of fame career as Adrian Beltre? Seriously, everyone talks about how Chipper Jones is this sure fire first ballot guy (which I don’t disagree with) yet I feel fairly confident that Beltre won’t get in on the first year, despite having an equally productive career. The…

Jesus Christ people, the most fun you can have in a 4×4 without leaving your couch is a Range Rover.