Here, here.

Nah, as a guy who has lost the ability to rock the main boulevard of his cranium, I have only a begrudging respect for the widehawk.

I do; I actually shortened it to not be quite so obnoxious. Full list here.

HMMWV FOR SALE

One of the more light-hearted U.S. Army W.T.F. moments. The Indian Wars supercuts are hard to watch, even with the Benny Hill theme.

Still don’t know what started this. Still don’t ever want this to end.

Cardinals fan: [immediately becomes huge Zobrist fan]

I hope you get the same amount of satisfaction posting each one of these as I do seeing each one.

A friend of mine just bought a shell of a 747-400 (no engines, avionics, or interior) for $75,000. He’s turning it into a “game over” art car for burning man. Even got a matching , functional 75 ton airport tug for $10k more.

That test was with gelled fuel, to see if it made the fuel more stable when tanks rupture. Turns out gelled fuel is also what they call “Napalm”...

Why buy a new 747 when you could buy this used 727 for 1/20th of the price.

“Spanish-speaking immigrant lollygags at work. Wall does its job.”

Has there been a guy who’s had a more quiet hall of fame career as Adrian Beltre? Seriously, everyone talks about how Chipper Jones is this sure fire first ballot guy (which I don’t disagree with) yet I feel fairly confident that Beltre won’t get in on the first year, despite having an equally productive career. The…

Jesus Christ people, the most fun you can have in a 4×4 without leaving your couch is a Range Rover.

DON’T LOOK AT MEEEE

As a 10 year vet of food retail, I can tell you honestly that you are doing it correctly. Also, unless your purchases are extremely out of the norm, like say 50 cucumbers and a jar of KY with nothing else, your cashier and bagger are probably too busy to notice or care.

It has taken 5+ years and dozens of divorce threats for my wife to condition me to do it this way. It really is a great way to do it. The only way, I meant the only way please don’t hit me again.

I should mention that I have anxiety issues and I’m under the impression that everyone is looking at and judging what I have in my cart.

Millennials won’t remember this, but Warren G. Harding gave out Blow Pops and stripper-grams to every American teenager who pledged to vote for him.

A married couple we know recently got pregnant, and sent my wife and me an online survey to rank potential baby names.