Have you noticed that as you get older you crave softer and softer things?

As a mom of a child with autism I find it mind-boggling that parents of non neurotypical kids jump on the anti-vax wagon. Because the message of the whole movement is: “It’s better to risk the life of your child than to wind up with one with autism”. It’s so unbelievably disloyal to your children. My son is perfect…

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You know, when I’m in my cage and I see somebody on a sportbike hauling ass up to me about to pass me, despite the fact lanesplitting is illegal where I live, and it still annoys me they are driving like a douche, I don’t try to block them or start trouble like an asshole. Why is this so hard for people? What part of…

Don’t give in to your primal impulses, Twin. Scrape those dishes and put them in the dishwasher. Make sure the spray will hit them, don’t overload it.

I know it’s hard, but you have to tough your way through it. Take a deep breath and put the dishes in there. Afterwards, treat yourself to a fruit parfait. You’ll feel better after rewarding yourself.

the Anaheim Ducks (is every day Halloween?)

But when you've lived so long with a shitty dish washer, the pre rinse is a hard habit to break. It's a trust issue.

No, after 35 is middle aged. You know you’re middle aged with the younger women think you’re old. They think that because you are.

Every week, there is someone who asks something concerning shitting. Human beings have been shitting for their entire existence and yet we still haven’t quite got it down right.

Just sayin.

What the hell is wrong with that hand? It looks like some sort of prehistoric sea monster.

Fucking Boomers and shifting ages to fit their horrible lives.

Anyone else submit a story to Drew for Fun Bag and then wait anxiously for Tuesday only to get that kick in the nuts when you get to the end and realize your story/question didn’t make it? Then you get extra mad when you determine your email was much better than those that actually made it. God damn it, why won’t you…

Just sayin’.

Eh. In 2016...Drew being middle-aged is...arguable. I was talking with my brother about this the other day, and we both came to the conclusion that in this day and age, “middle-aged” is more like 45-50.

I’m gald Mr Tracyt could shed some light on these new tests. I, for one, love seeing how the IIHS is illuminating some of the issues they find. It really pulls us out of the dark when they keep us informed.