I’m imagining your actual grandpas reading this and shedding a single solitary tear as they double click the x in the corner of the browser.

Let’s dispel once and for all the notion that the NFL doesn’t know what they are doing.

You think that’s impressive, my grandpa can do number one in his sleep.

That mascot with its little hands crossed is my new grandpa.

Always an extra star for synergy of handle and comment. +1.

I deserve that.

that’s not what your mom said last night

Go back to Goop, Pepper Potts.

Not gonna google Furikake. Nice try Redford.

Black truffle salt and butter will change your life. Yeah, it’s $20 for a tin of it, but a little bit goes a long way. The tin should last at least 6 months.

4. Furikake

What’s worse than that is when your kid asks you a stumper. Just about anyone can give a high-level overview of Hitler. Last night, my kid(age 9) asked me “How did America get into World War I?” Uhhhhhh

Euro Trip was one of those movies that was so fucking stupid, it quickly became one of my favorites.

True story:

wtf? this isn’t the funbag... i understand you’re on vacation or some bullshit but to post a column on a tuesday with the title being a questions? I had gotten my hopes up that I’d have something to do during my 1:10 class but now I’ll have to watch some replay on ESPN3.

“Honey, remember that guy who cut dad off without using his turn signal? Hitler was a lot like that guy.”

Can I request a Dadspin Explains what to do when you find out your 10 yr old has been youtubing things she probably shouldn’t be? My wife caught on to this and was upset. I understand the curiosity factor - back in the day we used to look up the definition of penis in the dictionary for a laugh - but you tube is so…

They didn’t show it on tv, but corner workers also found Alonso’s wallet amid the sea of carbon fiber shards:

Fernando might not be religious, but he sure feels like a Pastor.