Years ago on the rec.models.rockets usenet group, one of the most prolific, uninformed, pain-in-the-ass group members accidentally posted a message intended for the cross-dressing usenet group he frequented. The ensuing shitstorm was biblical in scale.

Meh, I had her once, she kept kicking me in bed.

Yeah, not a good idea.

Putting that Ferrari back together looks like quite a ...

This is the best post I have ever read on Jezebel. I’d say all of Gawker, but 500 Days of Kristin will always take that cake.

OK, first off: Jessica Who?

Looking through a window at a classroom and thinking “meh, good enough” is the best description of college work ethic I’ve seen in a long time.

Remember in 2000, when the mainstream media and the political establishment acted like challenges to the blatantly fixed Florida results were unsightly acts of poor political sportsmanship? And then the Supreme Court was all, whatever, it was illegal as fuck, but whattaya gonna do? And then everybody just kind of…

If you don’t have kids then you might get bored. Have some kids, you will never be bored again. Annoyed - yes, bored - no.

It all worked for me. And if you get bored that’s your own fault.

Good rule of thumb: Never interpret what a romantic interest says. If they aren’t saying what they mean, they aren’t worth your time.

Bad thing! In college I lived across from the English department, and could see into the window of my classroom from my bedroom. Sometimes I felt like looking at class while it was in session was basically the same thing as actually going and so I didn’t go. But yeah, distancing home from work is nice.

“Why is your other site Gawky talking about Pablo Cruise having airfare?”

What's your guy's rankings for Easter candy?

Whoa...

Dude...

FATE NUMBER THREE: They end up on the front page of Jalopnik in a Freddy Hernandez story, exhorting readers to buy them for the price of a good used Lexus.

Here’s a tip from a dog lover for people who don’t own dogs. There were some basic mistakes by the players in this video. The dog is scared. If you are seen as a threat, the dog will not come. Don’t jog up to it and expect it not to cower when you clumsily grasp at it. Just wait for it to approach you while your hand…

This will end poorly.