Yet another spring training story about women banging big leaguers.

Commander-in-Chief

Their history of doing this is not what I would have expected.

I feel so weird when the NFL does something right for a change.

i soak my oatmeal in chobani y0gurt

me trying oaty cups

Step 1: Get steel cut oats. They’re just categorically better. Science says its so. Everything else is crap.

So that’s why Toyotas have such gaping mouths

It should...but the kids these days like their iShit. For you and I the Matrix was cool, because there was a badass movie around the same time with the same name. “Matrix”doesn’t have much meaning to the youths now and that is the target market of this car. They can pair their iPhone with their iM.

The iM should be called the Matrix.

No no Hamilton. This is how you do Oatmeal.

Saw the author was HamNo, assumed the answer was to watch society crumble around you, then use those crumbles as a sweet topping.

No dear, that's not what he meant by rimming.

Not true...

+1 6 pack of wine coolers

a/s/l?

Man, a kid hasn’t caused this much trouble for Chicago baseball since the Cubs kicked out that goat in 1945.

This is such bullshit.

You’d need it, huh?