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Mr. Twincredible
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I miss it so, so much and it’s only been one day!

500 DAYS OF KRISTIN LIVES ON!!!

“How could I keep playing?” LaRoche told reporters. “They took away my youth.”

his 14-year-old son, Drake

Warn about the pooping, Kevin...THE POOPING

People starting out aren’t told often enough that’s it’s perfectly OK to do the run/walk thing, where you might alternate running and walking for a few minutes at a time over the course of a half hour.

*Emergency employment lawyering this shit*

Waterghazi

Prime Disney age is 8, in my opinion. Old enough to walk around for long periods of time, not old enough to be too cool/so over/can’t even about it. But, seeing my 4-year-old nephew’s face when he saw Buzz Lightyear in person was worth it, whether he remembers it or not.

In the comfort of my own home, I have broadcasted myself peeing on a conference call due to some mute button confusion because I am an adult.

The percent they remember at 4 doesn’t make it worthwhile. If the kid isn’t old enough to walk around for 6 hours and go on the best rides, it’s not worth it. I think the wheelhouse for Disneyland/Disneyworld is probably around ages 10-16.

They’re also wearing protective equipment.

Didn’t he just say a couple of weeks ago that Curry could win if he played 1 on 5 with a high school team? How could that be easier than this?

Magary, how many of your tweets have I read that you composed while bleeding the weasel?

That reminds me of when the fertility specialist told me that I had “exceptional sperm”.

My wife’s gyno recently told her she has a “very attractive vagina.” The doctor is a woman, and the statement is true, but it still seemed like an odd comment.

Catchers are not only bitter from all the squatting, they have - from all the squatting - hamstrings and calves like a furious Scandinavian tossing a refrigerator on “Wide World of Sports” and can use them to deliver titanic, tooth-removing uppercuts.

As a Philadelphia Eagles fan, I’ve contemplated giving up bird watching also.

He was obviously consumed by a water dingo.