I miss it so, so much and it’s only been one day!
500 DAYS OF KRISTIN LIVES ON!!!
“How could I keep playing?” LaRoche told reporters. “They took away my youth.”
Warn about the pooping, Kevin...THE POOPING
People starting out aren’t told often enough that’s it’s perfectly OK to do the run/walk thing, where you might alternate running and walking for a few minutes at a time over the course of a half hour.
*Emergency employment lawyering this shit*
Waterghazi
Prime Disney age is 8, in my opinion. Old enough to walk around for long periods of time, not old enough to be too cool/so over/can’t even about it. But, seeing my 4-year-old nephew’s face when he saw Buzz Lightyear in person was worth it, whether he remembers it or not.
In the comfort of my own home, I have broadcasted myself peeing on a conference call due to some mute button confusion because I am an adult.
The percent they remember at 4 doesn’t make it worthwhile. If the kid isn’t old enough to walk around for 6 hours and go on the best rides, it’s not worth it. I think the wheelhouse for Disneyland/Disneyworld is probably around ages 10-16.
They’re also wearing protective equipment.
Didn’t he just say a couple of weeks ago that Curry could win if he played 1 on 5 with a high school team? How could that be easier than this?
Magary, how many of your tweets have I read that you composed while bleeding the weasel?
That reminds me of when the fertility specialist told me that I had “exceptional sperm”.
My wife’s gyno recently told her she has a “very attractive vagina.” The doctor is a woman, and the statement is true, but it still seemed like an odd comment.
Catchers are not only bitter from all the squatting, they have - from all the squatting - hamstrings and calves like a furious Scandinavian tossing a refrigerator on “Wide World of Sports” and can use them to deliver titanic, tooth-removing uppercuts.
As a Philadelphia Eagles fan, I’ve contemplated giving up bird watching also.
He was obviously consumed by a water dingo.