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Hey kitty squirrels, hey Kate! Let’s get this episode commentary a cookin’...ughhhhh I hated that Valentina was spared...err I mean oh wow that ending was abysmal. At least the gag of the century mirror crack thingy was cute. My main question is what kind of lack of taste on the curator’s part and lack of budget are

Hey Kate, hey Kitty Squirrels! Aside from Gia Gunn’s Twitter related thrashings today let’s talk this episode...’s LSFYL song choice.

Confession: I’m really invested in the LSFYLs this season because the level of shenanigans producers will throw to All Stars is too much for me to watch all the way so basically, I got the last 30 minutes [and missed the deliciously bitchy fight between Gia and Farrah...the first time]

I get what you’re saying and it makes sense. I’d’ve just given both heaux credit for embracing otherwise embarrassing moments and turning it into a #brand

If it involves getting Jenifer Lewis on TV, I support it

Hi Kate, welcome to full recap land! Now on to the AS4 thoughts...well at least as far as I can gather from Twitter and the tail end of the episode:

My guess is to see if critics really will eat anything up.

They’re in full “don’t give a fuck” mode

Eureka was pretty much “if I win, I’d get my Mom out of debt” about the medical issues she face but right as her interview ended, Eureka’s Mom [throat cancer mind you] said “I love you” or was really proud or something but that whole moment felt really exploitative as hell.

WHEW; we made it to Drag Race Finale, fam. Let’s do this one last time for the season:

JESUS, this Reunion was lit.

FINAL 4 (of a show that’s long since picked the edited endings they’re going to air). Not much to say but some observations must be made:

Ashanti is the poor man’s Beyonce. *Ciara* is the poor man’s Aaliyah

you think the typos were the issue? you just said Cheyenne Jackson had a rapist face

Hey Kate! Thanks for filling in for Oliver again. Now onto the THOTS:

ALRIGHT KITTENS, LET’S DO THIS:

There’s a bit to unpack this episode, so let’s do this:

ALRIGHT KITTENS; LET’S DO SOME OF THIS [something dumb happened to where I missed the tail end of the show and Untucked]

Your tone seems very pointed right now

ALRIGHT KITTENS, Let’s do this: