Your the obsession with People's SMA...can we have articles about something else besides it now? We get it, you really really dislike Levine.

Yay! I celebrate women's freedom not to have a child because it's not a biological obligation, but a choice. Ok, now that we have established that. . . . Birth controls is a really shitty pharma mess for women. I think there needs to be a day that brings awareness to how many women are depressed, fat, not interested…

What the fuck happened to Tweet Beat? We used to see funny stuff from Josh Groban, Rob Delaney, Patton Oswalt, Megan Amram and others and now we are "treated" to post after post of unintelligible conversations between "Dowager Countess" and "Ala$ka Yxxng," whoever the fuck they are.

[insert obligatory joke about airbags here]

Makes you wonder if shoplifting was her effort to seek help for whatever else was going on in her life. Maybe sticking her fetus in a bag and making sure someone saw it by using the bag to shoplift was easier than calling someone and saying "this just happened and I have no idea what to do."

Oh Ke$ha, aren't everyone's vaginas haunted in some way by the ghosts of dicks past?

If you ask, he is already in your head.

Oh, the Buffy/Spike naughty times. I realize that their relationship was really deeply fucked up, but damn if it wasn't HOT. AS. HELL.

Devotion to an exemplary cause. And spray glue on her ass so her suit doesn't ride up. An unbeatable combination in any language/culture.

OMG DIDN'T I TELL YOU PUMPKIN SPICE WAS MAGICAL???

Ugh, my BF falls asleep fast too! It's extra frustrating because within minutes I can hear him softly snore while I'm lying there looking at hours and hours. So annoying! I'm sorry you're suffering from this too! :(

Bring back Future Nick to New Girl!

It is not Jezebel's fault for not putting trigger warning, IT'S HER FAULT!

Idea: excellent

Do, and report back! Also, no need to bow to me; bow to my freshman year boyfriend who saved me hours before lunch with my parents!

Take a penny and drag it firmly across the hickey; it shouldn't hurt but it is not particularly comfortable. The firm pressure disperses the blood beneath the skin so the hickey fades. Not 100% effective all the time, but it will get rid of the small pale ones and lighten the dark ones enough to cover with makeup!

On the other end of the spectrum, I went in for a gyno exam once with a few rather large bruises on my inner thighs. My doctor was like "so, about these bruises: are they consensual?" And since I'm a perv, they were. It was just such a great, matter-of-fact way to address it. No judgment, no shame, but it also let me…

Remy is actually really cute. Remember reminds me (pun intended! groan!) also of those Dear America books, and I think the Puritan one was by Patience Remembrance or Remembrance Patience?

I find the title of this article condescending... It's not "story time." It's consent 101 and we should be happy that institutions host programs such as this one (even if it is new). We have a mandatory program during orientation at my university that dives right into this and the last thing we need is people poking…

Dude... This is basically a minstrel show. How could they not have seen this happening at some point and decided to shut it down?