27, Fanciest Hotel Ever, new husband, figuring out the condom looked a little like Puppetry of the Penis, it was nice. He was a fast learner :-)

Charlie Hunnam's trailer, 20.9.2013:

Whatever, I am still going to use one of the pieces from candy land and you can go fuck yourself if that is a problem.

Interesting tid bit of the day: The plural of cul de sac is culs de sac.

God, he totally does it for me, just my type.

Yeah, I thought it was, too. Then I moved in to my new place, with my absent-minded, Physics-PhD roommate. Oh, the filth. Shudder. Thankfully, it's clean now.

As someone who changes their sheets every week, disinfects the toilet, and has actually stopped being friends with a couple because their apartment was filthy, I understand. We can be pals, and dish about our favorite uses for white vinegar!

Ahahaha! K. :)

It looks like he was supporting her blatant and failed attempts to shock people by suggestively rubbing herself and Robin Thicke with a large foam finger.

i kind of want to take the test for shits and giggles but i don't want to connect my facebook.....

Right? Where were the people telling her that dry-humping a foam finger in front of millions of people might not be the best career move?

Am I the only one who is terrified she's going to fall on the baby?

You're doing fine. I'm married to the second person I ever dated and the only one I've ever slept with, and I'm fine too. There's no magic number, so don't worry yourself over that.

She's late for everything, even her own...

You go right ahead and run with it. :>) I came up with the word myself to differentiate, but a lot of my ideas came from heartlessbitchesinternational.com. Check out The Manipulator Files. Fun reading!

Genuinely kind guys are like Good Guy Greg: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/good-guy…

I couldn't agree more. I thought that kid is adorable. Total cutie-butt with a great smile. I bet he has an awesome personality and isn't a "nice guy" but is a kind guy. Because, contrary to popular belief, chicks dig kind men, not the kind of passive-aggressive assholes who call themselves "nice" guys. Those guys, in…

Seriously. i do not want a guy who spends all his free time lifting shit that accomplishes nothing. Lift some crap around the house and vacuum under it dude, that'll get my attention.

Didn't a pack of crazed Twilight fans once chase Robert Pattinson into a street, causing him to get clipped by a car? Let the dude be crabby.

Ugh. I am so sorry you experienced this. People need to learn to shut the fuck up and mind their own damn business sometimes (read: a lot of the times).