I immediately checked to see if any of them looked remotely like mine, saw that they didn't even come close, and felt smug. Then I mentally sang "my pussy brings all the boys to the yard." Viva la difference!

I actually grabbed my husband to have him take a look, because I was surprised how varied they were and what mine was like in comparison! But all he said was "Yep, those are vaginas. Pretty standard stuff."

I immediately began a compare and contrast.

I AGREE WITH THIS ARTICLE I AM TIRED OF MY VAGINA BEING SEXUALIZED. VAGINAS CAN DO OTHER THINGS TOO PEOPLE. MINE ENJOYS WATCHING REALITY TV, GOING TO WINE AND CHEESE PARTIES, AND CHOCOLATE. IT DOES NOT EXIST JUST FOR PROCREATION, ORGASMS, OR PUBERTY. GET A CLUE SOCIETY.

Props to them, but the thing is, an 18-dick cover would have gotten tossed too. If they want to argue no body part should be obscene, more power to them?

But...but...but...

Oh, I'm so sorry. What a horrible, traumatic experience.

Here's something I never told anyone before:

Man clavicle. The root of all lascivious thoughts.

Just on a side note, can Jezebel be a bit more judicious with headlines proclaiming something is being banned? He instructed his leadership to set an example for the congregation by not wearing weaves. Nowhere does it state that he "banned" weaves in that women with weaves will be forbidden from church or kicked out…

As a form of protest, can Jezebel put a weave into the new banner? Which is awesome BTW.

I almost ran over a baby armadillo once. I got out to check if he was okay, and after walking in a circle for a minute or two, he went on his merry way. Poor little guy.

I don't know much about Trek but I do remember one where Data wants to be human (perhaps it's an ongoing theme). I remember him faking a sneeze to seem human. Is it the one where he fake sneezes?

That is an excellent motto! I like the rhymes.

Well we can form our own club!

If you'd like another Internet friend here I am too! Fellow SA sufferer here and I'm working really really hard to overcome it. It would be nice to connect with other like-minded chicks. Your post could have easily been lifted from my brain. :)

You can be my online friend! I have such social anxiety that I've been lurking on Jezebel for YEARS before I finally got the courage to create an actual account. I almost never make it out of the greys and have also been considering trying out Groupthink, but it is so intimidating! :/

Kind of tangential, but I wanted to bitch somewhere about the layout change. It seems like they keep shooting themselves in the foot in terms of siteviews, and I just don't get it. Two layouts ago there was the scrollbar on the right where you could see everything they posted, in order, no matter how popular. I would…

There doesn't necessarily need to be a "sexy" way to put on a condom. It takes literally 10 seconds. (Maybe 20 if it's been a while vagina-wise and your condom stash has gotten tangled up in your nylons in your bedside drawer). If anything, it makes the whole thing better. Anticipation is HOTTT.