It's not that tenuous if over 100 people can see it plainly. I get that you might not have wanted to wade into the issue, but the fact is that the critique of Miley's "newfound" sexuality has always been tied DIRECTLY to the fact that she & her team were appropriating black ratchet culture to promote her brand.

I don't feel like it's so much that it "should" be beyond exploitative merchandising. Just that doing it on such a scale seems both antithetical to the premise of a take-down of gross consumerism and just a weird choice in general. I think an "amusement" park may be about scaring you as much as having fun, but to base…

Wow... she looks like a hunched & frightened soft-serve.

Here's what I heard is gonna happen.

The reaction to this has been so odd. We have video of Solange punching, kicking and spitting on Jay Z, he literally does nothing back and the immediate reaction is : "He must be cheating on Beyonce".

MOAR RANCH DRESSING, SLAVE!!!!

I always wanted to name a racehorse something like "Last Place" or "Glue Factory". I will finance my horse-owning through the profits of my hit rock band "Godawful Racket."

- Working at Value Village, go in to clean out a change room, discover room is full of fur coats covered in semen, gag, promptly throw out (carefully avoiding all suspicious areas), and then wash hands/arms vigorously.

We're not saying that she's stupid. We're just saying that she doesn't know any better. Maybe when she learns the way the world is supposed to work, we'll come to like her. But right now, she's just not experienced enough.

Around the bend and through the creek, we wore through several boots on our pairs of feet, when suddenly I turned upon hearing a hoot, "At last, at last, the majestic sloot!"

I wear YOUR sunglasses at night, bitch!

Every time I get a douchecanoe burner asshat shitting on these, I'm going to remind myself of this comment.

• When again will I joy?

Just assume everyone is lying all the time. The only possible way someone is telling the truth is if they are talking about something that is not important. If they are trying to convince of something or get you to do something though, they are probably lying. Everyone. All the time. True story!

I give this movie full credit for my teenage belief that wearing black panties counted as sexual expression.

So when Chastity asked, "Can you ever just be whelmed?" and Bianca said, "I think you can in Europe" she knew what she was talking about? She had hidden depths!

Yes you can be whelmed. It just means turned upside down (implicitly with force). It's not often used any-more, except in a few English and Welsh dialects.

This is really unethical of me and I still feel bad about it. That said…it is my only revenge story, and it is epic.

Congratulations - you managed to respond to my comment based on some random assumptions you made about me. I'm a teenage college student who's just taking her first little-baby-princess-steps out into the nasty ol' cwuel world, right? And when I talked about 'hiding in my room for days' I meant LITERALLY camping in my…