Left a job that I hated. Let's call it Mediocre, Inc. Son inherited business from brilliant entrepreneur dad. Son (aka THE most fatuous, self-satisfied human in the world, being a member of the lucky sperm club) ran the business to his own standard: strictly second-rate, since he was threatened by anything else,…

I did a fair amount of oat-sowing my freshman year of college. The school wasn't known for its diversity, and I was one of the few black girls on campus. Since I stuck out like a sore thumb, most of my hookups were followed by a fair deal of boasting and gossip. Depending on your gender, I was commonly referred to as…

The friendzone is actually a place where women keep men whose blood they are planning to bathe in to harness the powers of The goddess.

I tend to read the comments on most Jezebel articles (although I don't post that often, usually because someone else has already said what I am thinking). I see you on here a lot and when I am reading on my phone I keep thinking your photo is anti-Obama instead of drama. This is like the third time. I'm expecting…

Uniform: Dark Blue True Religion jeans from Nordstrom Rack in Northbrook, IL. Graphic T-Shirt underneath any button up. Literally any shirt that has buttons is fine. Gym shoes, flip-flops and bad dress shoes.

God, nothing like an awful customer to bring staff together.

this, like the missionary position outcome, is actually a "win" for feminism. And hear me out.

Man...saying that caffeine is the best drug is like saying the best thing in your house is the floor.

I've been afraid of changing
'Cause I, I've built my life around Vodka Tampons
But time makes you bolder
Children get older
I'm getting older too oh yes
I'm getting older too

If money had really and truly been no object, my invite list probably would've ballooned to 275 people, easily. Because that's what mattered to me: being able to invite as many people as possible.

Eccleston is so creepy in that! Have you seen him in Shallow Grave?
Also points for Cillian Murphy in 28 Days Later! I once saw him in a pub in Dublin and he has the most eerily perfect skin.

Jesus, that's beautiful. You shut your mouth about it not being romantic, sir.

We resisted getting married for a lot of years. Her sister is gay, a good number of our friends are gay, it just would have felt wrong. Plus we're admittedly kind of ridiculous about rejecting societal expectations.

Seriously. All I thought when I saw the choices were, "Oh great, things I definitely don't drink."

dear margaritas,

Dear Vodka,

While I do not know the case here, some step-parents are just as much (or more) "parents" than the biological parents. I am a step mother to kids who are with me and their father 95% of the time, and their biological mother isn't super involved in their lives. In every measure of parenthood besides biology *I* am…

You are making a lot of assumptions about how my family works and what boundaries we have/have not negotiated internally.

Someone has never heard of:

We do, actually - your sublingual and submandibular salivary glands secrete normal watery saliva, whereas your parotid glands (which do secrete near the back of the mouth) create a more mucosal saliva which helps to bind the food bolus together when you're eating so you can swallow it.