I’m v gray, but oh well.

whatevs. I've been wearing cutoffs and sleeveless chambre button ups for like four months. It's mildly liberating.

I have disproportionately large, thick, masculine hands that I have to remind myself constantly to love (because they are strong and capable and mine) . So I completely love the jokes about Lanas hands because I love her, and I get to relish that one meaningless thing have in common. REPRESENTING…

My sister and I yell this at each other at every appropriate interval!

Stanley Tucci in Easy A

And jk simmons in juno !

i Love his big Ego

Holy crap all of my guy friends in high school! Where was this term ten years ago?

The whole cast is really fly as hell. Eccelston is my favorite doctor, so every time I watch him in that I'm completely unsettled, but Cillian Murphy makes up for it with his angelic perfection.

My big sister and I watch "28 days later" on my birthday. It's totally a weird comfort movie for me, I just love that it's a horror movie with a happy ending. Also bonus points for containing Christopher Eccleston.

Insane, nearly inhuman abundance of public hair. Also one of my eyes/eyebrows is significantly higher than the other, like, significantly.

Working the door at a bar, talking cover charges and stamping people's hands.

Straws though?

This every day! I am a line cook/bossy bitch, and i am constantly having to explain to bartenders and servers (male and female) That we don't need their groveling/apologizing/excessive gratitude or politeness. What we need is for them to say what they want, clearly and succinctly, and for them to Do Their Jobs because…

She looks like rapunzle no?

I always did this! And then wondered why i didn't just eat jolly ranchers.

Did anyone else rinse the vomit flavored coating off the warheads in the kitchen sink before consuming the candy within? I'm convinced they were created to make kids have to work to eat their candy.

"The only thing worse than a child acting out in public, is a woman acting out in public."

I now worship at the temple of Kimmie G