Shit, you mean if I’d read the article I would have found out about the dozens of five year-olds she’s delicately poached and consumed atop a bed of wilted greens? That’s one hell of a buried lede.

Having worked in zoos for 7 years in my life, and having personally known Stacey, maybe I can add some of my own experience.

Depp dated — and got engaged to — Winona Ryder when she was 18 and he was 26.

You think Johnny Depp would be perfectly fine with this if she was 18 and he was 26? Or, if we’re using Depp’s example, if she was 18 and he was 40?

This comment is making it real apparent to me why Lily-Rose is doing this.

My first though as well. Depp dropped her mother for a woman more than 20 years his junior, but obviously this is all Vanessa’s fault for being “permissive.”

And we are already off to a FLYING start.

I’m just impressed by a post this early.

And then the time he was allowed to pilot a dirigible..

Gizmodo already took over io9.

Thank you, Gideon, I am dying at my desk. Dying. Of Dead.

Hi just letting you know that the preferred language by those of us fighting the stigma is ‘died from suicide’, not ‘committed suicide’. Changing the language is part of changing the shame and stigma. Here’s a good guide. https://www.spanidaho.org/uploads/SUICID…

The entire obituary is worth reading in full:

Ooooh, “vagina” as a pejorative? Masculinity so, SO fragile!

I thought you were serious, but then I got to the Hot Tub Time Machine reference. Ludicrous. Good kinja.

Or nah.

Speaking of shocking age news, Leonardo DiCaprio hooked up with a 30-year-old.

The article you linked is a lit review from 1981.

If we rejected or accepted studies based on how they were reported in the popular media, no scientific progress would be made. Ever.

Gwen Stefani’s Rejected Song Titles: