mrsgideon
Gideon
mrsgideon
May 7 2018
212

I mean, you insert yourself into every comment section so do you really not get the impulse?

Mar 29 2018
9

So what is your thing that you hate that everyone that you love loves? Read more

Jul 20 2017
4

It should just be Community (Minus that serial commentator).

Jul 17 2017
16

Eventually it will just be scrawled semi-monthly on inside-out Lean Cuisine boxes, and found in the weeds along freeway exits and under Wendy’s drive-through menu boards. Read more

Jul 10 2017
1

Hey, sounds like kidzilla knows what’s up, fucking with authority already. Read more

May 12 2017
4

Anna would love to have a tomato plant named after her! We grew tomatoes in in a large container on my deck the last two years: the first year she named the tomato plant Tina Fey, and last year it was Amy Poehler. We were big in anthropomorphism generally. We had A LOT of names to keep track of. Read more

May 9 2017
2

I mean, I knew she was dying, obviously, but I never stopped to think what the inevitable outcome was at the end: loss, absolute loss. Read more

May 9 2017
4

Thank you. You’re missing her semi-locally, and that seems especially nice. Read more

May 9 2017
3

Thanks. I agree, it seems inconceivable that people can leave so absolutely. I’ve never known anyone I was close to die, before this.

May 8 2017
6

I’m sorry for your loss. Thinking you should call them, buy something for them, etc. is always such a weird part of grieving. Read more

May 8 2017
10

I know it’s the dumbest thing, but every now and then I’m still momentarily shocked that parents die. That parents even get old.
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Nov 26 2013
1

*rattles empty wineglass in your general direction*

Nov 25 2013
8

Heh. Whenever I see a "Goodbye Cruel World" post, my first thought is always "Oh boy, I hope Slay has a good supply of blood pressure meds on hand."