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That’s an excellent idea for postpartum entrepreneurship and weight loss—artisanal breast milk sorbet (produced by you), and delivered (also by you, in some kind of booberEats/SoulCycle horror).

Hey gurl. Was wondering how you and your parasite are doing the other day and, lo and behold, you appear on this article I decided to read only because the comments are the kind of death match I am here for.

Hey gurl

Yes but, statistically speaking, it’s much more likely that Miles Teller will ruin a movie.

Looking forward to the low-budget direct-to-cable Goats on a Boat.

The long-awaited sequel to Snakes on a Plane: Spiders on Gliders.

Pretty sure that’s Tan Mom.

#neverforget Wino Forever

Sunday night dinner at the Depp’s would be such a gigantic helping of aggressive hypocrisy.

He should get a drink with Amber Heard’s dad.

Don’t fumble it, Marchman.

“I really miss her but she left because she was so embarrassed by something terrible. Here’s a link to it. Enjoy.”

He inches ever-closer to his character in The Wedding Singer.

It stands to reason that heritability and intelligence peaked the year that “Jessie’s Girl” was released.

It’s his total inability to have facial hair without accessing some kind of rare level of physical repulsion that no scientists can explain. He’s mere particles away from going full Phil Spector.

It looks like he’s in the process of forming a Mickey Rourke tribute band.

Was hoping the panda might spring to life and eat Kate Hudson.

I’m sorry to hear you’ve been unwell. Take care and swing by if you want to say hi (I’m sure I have affiliate codes somewhere). We miss you.

I’m sorry to hear you’ve been unwell. Take care and swing by if you want to say hi (I’m sure I have affiliate codes

Hey, Omar. Feels like ages since I’ve seen you around. You doing good?

Hey, Omar. Feels like ages since I’ve seen you around. You doing good?

I was initially horrified by the term “gatekeeper” but reading it in the context of the linked paper makes me wonder if it is almost a postmodern in that it is self-referentially sexist, as the authors explain: