Now this is a woman who didn’t read Flygirl.

... No single person spent hours typing this.

Look, I’m not trying tell you you’re ~damaged~ in some way because your mom didn’t come get you at school when you had the chicken pox. That would be both presumptuous and silly. (Though it is worth pointing out that a live-in nanny is such a 1 percenter solution I have a hard time taking it seriously.) Anyhow, I…

People will be satisfied when films reflect the reality of our populations:

I think that’s good advice, especially for the cows.

Being called a cunt isn’t a big deal if you’re English.

It won’t be cool if liberal cows choose to stay home on election day.

All I’m saying is that I wish cows would stop voting against their own best interests.

Someone’s getting suffocated by a ballsack.

“Except I’m in a movie that’s representing a whole other group of disenfranchised people who have no voice in the world and this movie means so much to them.

Except it’s not a church, if you read the sources coming out of Taiwan, it’s a bid to get people to have their marriages there and it commemorates a time when many women couldn’t wear heels because they lost their feet to “blackfoot disease” the author of this article went for the more click baity title. Here’s a link…

You’re not the boss a me.

He looks like a homeless dwarf. Go back to Khazad-dûm!

I know what you mean...he’s clearly had work done, but he’s still wrinkled and haggard. Part of the weirdness is the makeup, creating a smoothness weirdly juxtaposed with all the wear and tear. And the hair is basically Kris Jenner after cardio, the pomaded pieces all matted and the backcombed bits sliding around. All…

I did not!

I hate Sean penn’s stupid fucking face.

Get behind me troll

“WE ALL READ GROUPTHINK and CLASHTALK.”

Take this hammer and break the glass and my crew of bros will fix feminism. This was always an option.