Tilda Swinton looks oddly like Goldfrapp in that cover.

I've always had the belief that you can't really be comfortable with someone unless you can be comfortable on your own. And yet, usually, I hate shitty platitudes like that.

I live in a country where abortion does not seem as stigmatised as it is in the USA. Nonetheless, a commentator I know of describes herself as an "abortion enthusiast." Perhaps you could appropriate that terminology to weed out pro-lifers and the humourless.

It's weird because I was just thinking about this. When I was about 20 - some time ago - a work colleague kind of got close to me. I usually wouldn't have allowed it to happen but he was married so I saw him as safe and neutral. But we got to be good friends and he admitted that his marriage was not working out…

I feel you. I'm AP mainly because it is the laziest option ever. Sleep training? That shit is for people with patience, discipline, and an attention span. I would much rather rock my son to sleep while watching Foyle's War.

It seems like the attachment parenting celebrities are dominating the discussion. Don't you wish, at least once, someone would represent a counter-point? Like, come out and say, 'Jesus, the only reason that baby thing even gets in our house is because we had the cat flap installed.'

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I can only surmise that he was delivered after a long and gruelling labour. That is the perfect name for revenge. Random breath test? Random airport pat-down? Random cavity search?

I know. After reading his name, I pictured the rest of the study taking place in Hogwarts.

It looks as though a swarm of angry bees have nested in his face.

It's late/early. But this video made me giggle hysterically: [www.dorkly.com]

I've spent a bit of time thinking about this one. Some questions that are pretty pivotal:

That is the first photo I have ever seen of Scott Disick. It must be said, he does look a lot like you imagine Patrick Bateman to.

First time I ever had stout was when I was preggers and my iron was low - the midwife recommended a shot of Guinness every evening. I wasn't keen but Mr Gideon wanted to see if I would like it. Not so much.

OK, good point with the working out. But I would have otherwise assumed that someone who is slight of stature (as well as of a slight build) had done rather well to restrain what sounded like an average sized man who had an epileptic fit (which can be unbelievably forceful). Because I am 5'9 with pretty decent…

I give her props. To be honest with you, I'm impressed that she could pull it off because she is a very tiny person. Like 5'2 or something.

Yes!!! Oh, I just watched Election a few weeks back. How could I have forgotten?

I agree completely.

That was my exact thought, too.

Take a look through Bon Jovi film clips from the 80s and 90s. Questionable everything choice.