My goodness - I'm so sorry. I really feel for your situation as I have two friends in exactly the same position. Things were really difficult for them because they kept it to themselves, so of course people would cavalierly complain about pregnancy and (jokingly) wish someone would take their kids for a day or year…

Ugh. Close encounters of the turd kind.

cough . . . . . Gingrich . . . cough

I know nothing about you or your situation, but I think this song captures things appropriately.

I see Fisher as being able to carry off that desperation and overbearing/obnoxious need to be having a good timeTM. Sort of enjoying herself but constantly checking, saying, 'Are we having fun? LOOK AT ALL THE FUN WE'RE HAVING'

I also saw Gatz and absolutely loved it - despite the actors having little to no resemblance to the characters they play.

Can I just say, Isla Fisher as Myrtle Wilson with Joel Edgerton as Tom Buchanan is inspired casting. I can't wait to see this film.

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You other brothers can't deny

Yeah, he's seems like a pretty thoughtful artist. His first big song 'Hearts a Mess' is really quite good (I prefer it to this one) and is just about the complication in relationships.

Hugs for everyone!

Yes, but he was oddly intriguing as suburban-family-man-OR-conduit-for-serial-killer. I really thought I was the only one who saw that movie multiple times. Always had a thing for Sisto (although I had no idea he was in Clueless).

There is no way that your mother hasn't spent a lot of her life wondering about you. My grandmother had to adopt out two of her children (some 60+ years ago) because she was briefly institutionalised. Completely different circumstances to your mother, but a lot of women - voluntarily or not - were in her position at…

God Bless morons with signs. If that website didn't exist, those of us outside the USA would never believe this shit.

I agree. Also, he's clearly got the reverse Midas touch. I think - at this point - if Ashton has got a girl in his car, she's probably in the trunk.

I'm sad to say, I know the answer to this. I think they broke up just before Black Swan and it seemed amicable enough. They were together forever, in Hollywood years. Also, he has since been seen looking pale and gaunt.

Thinking the exact same thing. It sounds like it was a dinner of gaunt, intense looks. Appetising . . .

I just hope that guy has a brother and then we can both be satisfied.

They're all so good - it's hard to pick favourites!

Nothing turns me off more than a woman with a hairy asshole. That is all.