I disagree. There’s an implied wink and nudge that goes along with “a gentleman never tells.”

Wait, what? Lynching has never been acknowledged as its own hate crime? Obviously, I’m a silly, naive foreigner, because... of course is hasn’t.

As an Australian we are pretty free with the c-bomb with one major exception, it is not ok for a man to call a woman one. That word does not cross gender lines.

Twice on Sundays.

A former first lady of the United States of America and relentless proponent of family literacy

“Today I put my hand on a Bible. I wasn’t under oath when I wrote that book”. Queen.

Ma’am, you’ve fucked a lot of guys. Isn’t it possible that you accidentally fucked this guy?

Except he is innocent. A woman who previously made false allegation went running to the Murdoch press, who in turn printed her story with no background checks

Violet tastes like soap. Take a bar of Ivory and give it a lick. Or try some violet gum. It’s godawful.

It does sound delicious but I have in fact been to Violet’s bakery and their cakes are gross. I was desperately craving cake and their only options were chocolate & spelt, rasberry & courgette or violet. I mean what the fuck does a violet even taste like you pretentious cake ruiners?!

I feel like not buying items you have to launder by hand is a better idea, but I’m super lazy and cheap.

Strong hands = ...

I’m going to reserve judgment on Meghan Markle until her half-sister’s ex sister-in-law’s podiatrist weighs in. That’s the only way to really know her.

Traditionally the word for your half-sister’s ex-husband is “that asshole”. The word for your half-sister’s ex-husband once removed is “that asshole, you know who I mean.”

If I was still wearing a retainer, I’m pretty sure I would’ve popped it during that scene, too, random internet child. In short, same girl, saaaaame.

WELL HE CAN JUST GO TO A DIFFERENT BAKERY.

Is this guy’s lawyer being paid by the NRA for this shit?

Agree. There is no justification for slaughtering two innocent children, even if you have a beef with your employer.

If you are her defense attorney, I’ll allow.