The same as bloody lavender scones. Like, WTF is that about? They are both akin to eating a tub of Yardley’s talc.

I thought that it was a “he knows that, we all know, so we are just going to leave him be” type situation.

Well, hello there. A lass may need some smelling salts and an icy shower after laying her eyes on that glorious picture.

My youngest walked in and before they knew what was happening, said “kill it, kill it with fire”...... They listen to what my husband calls both “hoopty and summoning the devil music”, so it says a lot that they found it offensive to their hearing.

Can we please discuss the line “he misinterpreted a social situation.” to justify multiple unwanted advances against teens? There is no “misinterpretation”. Only someone’s narcissistic need for gratification and their unwillingness to give a fuck about another humans non-consent.

Agreed. Some babies aren’t cute. My cousins came out looking like he was due for a visit to the barbers for a short, back and sides. Very Eddie Munster looking.

My youngest doesn’t want children either but, they are a sucker for grin and good bow tie. Throw on a waist coat and they may debate holding the baby for a minute. I say, may. :)

We all went to my cousin’s birthday a few years back and it was a Tarantino themed night. My husband read these comments over breakfast and then sent my cousin a text. I’ll edit the brutal and frank language but, the gist was “I bet you feel like a dumb #%?!, now and will be destroying all of the evidence of ever…

My husband is a Scot and he is also a huge Garbage fan. Two things. Imagine a slightly chubby, intoxicated, nearing 50 year old man, bouncing around, singing “go baby, go go” and then imagine him having a disagreeable discussion with someone who claimed that they couldn’t understand her when she spoke. I got up and…

He reminds me of one of those knobs at the local pub who truly thinks that he’d be able to rock your world between the sheets but, every woman in the place knows that this just isn’t the case.

Can we all take a guess on the name of the parody? I’m running with “Cum-mandor in Chief”.

The last time that I saw my sister naked was 18 years ago when she gave birth. It wasn’t talked about between us then and and it hasn’t been since. But, you have to remember that the Kardashian sisters did compare their “aromas”, so nothing would shock or surprise me anymore.

We always take customers to the one in Kissimmee, when we head over to the states for work. It’s an absolute belter of an evening. Imagine middle aged people who work in very stressful jobs in manufacturing, having their pictures taken with the Royal cast and then eating with their hands and screaming, cheering and…

Yeah, I think that her PR has told her that she needs to shag arse and say something. So, I’m going to just leave this right here.

To be honest, as a parent of an 18 year old, this is beyond sickening. All of my husbands friends and a few of my family/friends are within his age bracket and this is just “not right”. Both my husband and I would lose our shit if a mid 40’s man turned up to pick up C. If a woman in her mid 20’s wanted to date a man…

Good on you both for maintaining such a great relationship. In this day and age we hear of children being used as pawns and them having to unnecessarily witness very negative and toxic behaviour between the parents. I witnessed this with my parents and it did have a lasting impact on my future relationships. If there…

We have a friend who is walking around with a lovely bald noggin. He has his barber trim/shave the remaining locks at the back. He rocks this look and totally owns it with confidence. There is nothing worse than a bald man with a ponytail. It screams midlife sports car, shirts unbuttoned to show chest hair and really…

I grew up without two pennies to rub together and I also knew how to serve it before working in hospitality.

That sounded delicious. Creme fraiche isn’t too harsh, it cuts through it perfectly. You need to send them an email with a few pointers!

Toast points, miniature mother of pearl spoon and maybe, just maybe a tiny bit of sour cream if you don’t feel confident about the very distinctive taste. Crackers, plastic spoons and even serving with paper napkins when you are paying that amount are an embarrassment and just not good form.