Can I be honest? If I was rich enough, I would pay someone else to change my baby’s diapers.

Not straight in the trash. First he tried to talk to it.

I bet Clint Eastwood threw his copy straight in the trash.

yeah, again, but isn’t that like ... every movie?

No shade intended, but isn’t “to save the day” the job of pretty much every lead in a movie? Not sure why Matt Damon is singled out here- should be the producers/directors/writers only funding/hiring/writing wypipo as leads. I mean, Damon can suck it as far as I’m concerned, but thinking the criticism should be shared…

I’ll be honest and say what we’re all thinking. The only shocking thing here is that the stylist isn’t a man a man. Let’s not pretend we don’t know what I’m talking about...

Can I both believe her and at the same time never in a million years think Ryan Seacrest would want his penis near a woman?

1. Rick Scott: “I want to make it virtually impossible for anyone who is a danger to themselves or others to use a gun.”

I’m so confused by the NRA’s stance. Wouldn’t it behoove them to push for responsible gun ownership? To admit that no one needs to own a weapon of war? I read an article on what the bullet wounds from an AR15 look like compared to a similar caliber weapon that fires with less velocity. Those aren’t for protection.…

Holy spread-eagle!! I just got tingly!!

Oh my I was not prepared for that! *blushing brightly*

Uh, yeah I have actually.

There are some blind items in this. The consensus on those was that it’s not Rob, but they’re blind items so it’s not verified.

My wine baby is why I stopped wearing pants an hour ago.

Agreed. I’d definitely take the one-month after photograph.

Shut up Katherine Heigl. I’m on year 20 & still working on getting back to my pre-pregnancy weight.

Here. Cleanse yourself.

I think all the paint just fell off my living room walls

Even Mike Pence had to sit down in the middle of that singing of the anthem.

These are the same people that shout “MENTAL HEALTH” to avoid talking about guns, while actively and proudly working to dismantle health care legislation that makes mental health care easier to access.