hi everyone! i picked up my cap and gown and hood this week and i’m SO EXCITED. perhaps too early, but i’m a nerd and i’m so fucking excited. the end is in sight. 3 years later and this masters is almost done.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA AAAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

I’m submitting a revolutionary design comprised almost entirely of pipe cleaners and tissue paper. It’ll be a breakthrough!

My family didn’t go to the movies a lot when I was growing up/a teenager. We wanted to till everything came to the video store (Video Library, Hollywood Video, my dad hated Blockbuster). So in 96 it was a big deal when we all went and saw the most talked about movie of the time “Twister.” We didn’t go see another…

If he hadn’t pissed off China, he could have had it made there and shipped over. I’m beginning to think he’s bad at the business.

So Ms. Frizzle is—regardless of the decade—a big ol’ homo? Yeeeeeehaw!

2003? Lol, okay. Mega fan? Got it.

Dream lineup for the Prince tribute: D’Angelo, St. Vincent (he loved St. Vincent), Beck, Janelle Monae, Anderson .Paak, Maxwell, Solange.

Went to see this last week- in the theater that not only has good prices all around but rarely has a crowd in any theater at all. Great movie, from start to finish, loved it.

I’m at the game and this 75% male crowd woo-hooed for this line!Even the Falcons coach had a big grin.

Fuck yeah!

I stand corrected.

Jew, reporting in! Guess who has two thumbs, a futon, and endless empathy for a refugee narrative? *this mensch*

You’re really giving him a lot of credit by suggesting anything he’s doing is part of anything even remotely resembling a plan.

Unpresidented

Spencer did nazi that coming....