I love hard, baby. And I hope this protest shows the country some tough love, too. I hope these protestors love HAM.

Wearing white for suffragettes!

Where in Hogwarts is Carmen SanDiego?

She is.

I’d say, he never takes it off. He’s one of those weirdo people who sleeps and showers with it all on (when he showers). Ugh.....the amount of germs on those things....I need some antibacterial....

This is goals? It’s an homage to silly putty.

Or goose husband.

Ugh, can you imagine having to go there for a dinner with “Human Q Tip” Pence, though? It would be like being given a beautiful diamond necklace but you can only wear it with shoes made of cat turds.

As a queer, I want to say that I fucking love our goddamn community.

*pukes all over my shoes*

Donald calls it a “kazoo?”

In all fairness, this photo may have been taken ten hours into the wedding. I don’t know any bride that looks fabulous after that long in what was probably a very stressful day. Can you imagine the micromanaging that must have gone into the wedding?

I must confess that over the past few years I have been gravely disappointed with the white moderate. I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro’s great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen’s Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is…

Please stop letting this man use you guys for photo ops. Please stop.

I think “Whitish” was a rejected title name for HBO’s “Girls”.

You know, I actually believe he can keep that promise...

I figure they decided wedging a show about the Trumps between a show called “How to Get Away with Murder” and “Scandal” was just too much irony.

Call it First Circle of Hell