Ryan Seacrest is upset that Katy Perry is being offered way (waaaay) more to do American Idol than he is. [Page Six]

It doesn’t get much better than that gif so I’m going with this

It must be their time of the month. And by that I mean, the whole damn month.

With tremendous love and respect for each other... Our priority will continue to be raising our children as devoted parents and the closest of friends.

that is NOT dadrock. Also, bonus for mentioning Andy Wood. Just re-watched Singles last night and got sad seeing Matt Dillon’s character wearing a Green River shirt.

Jesus Christ, poor Chris Cornell is ashes now.

It must be bad when even the judge is fleeing the country.

I find Emma Stone grating there I said it

She’s so gross.

Damn I’m confused.

Well I already know who should play young Madonna:

Jewish people love Easter.

I’m on several job posting lists. No joke, this morning I got a job opening ad for a public relations specialist for United. I can only hope it’s because United’s entire department threw their hands up and quit yesterday.

I agree. It’s really important to me, and I’m so glad to see that it’s meaningful to readers.

Sex or murder. There’s no in between with my theories.

Thank you for centering the victim in your headline. It makes a real difference.

There’s a joke in bad taste about boners standing up for women’s rights buried in there, but hell if I’ll be the one to make it.

K so none of my male friends have children yet but we rented a cottage last summer that had a wood stove. I was being Cottage Mom and unpacking groceries while 6 grown men tried and failed to split this one piece of timber for like 10 straight mins. (They chose one with a knot in it...inexperience showing.) At this…