Heart of Darkness: needs more white ladies 2/10 would not read again

Zambillion Little Pieces.

YES!!! That’s it!!!!

Good Lord, look at Christie up there. He looks like somebody deliberately trying to drive himself nuts so it’ll hurt less, with no success. It’s like Tennessee Williams wrote Night of the Iguana and set it in Jersey.

Oh chrissy .... I was once awakened in a German hotel in the middle of the night because I kept hearing bells and knocking on doors. I thought it was a fire alarm or something similar.

Margret Cho is actually really open about her struggles with addiction, I've seen her live twice and her talking about fishing a pill out of her own vomit both doesn’t get easier to hear nor less funny in the way she presents it. She's a genius honestly and I hope that if she is in for rehab that she gets the help she…

One day Jen is going to give birth to an elderly man and then all the doubters are going to look soooo stupid.

IT is unutterably sad to me that her parents did not sit her down and make her realize that she did not get in to the college of her choice because she did not earn it. Bottom line. These upper middle class parents need to get real with their offspring: race and money can only get you so far. Granted, it will get you…

it’s early, but I don’t see how this doesn’t stay in my top 10 aoty. Love the way this guy combines slaying beats with ethereal-y vocals. Hadron Collider is my jam!

For me it’s her overly rewarded mediocrity and victim complex and disingenuousness.

My mom used to carry her own mini maracas in her purse because she never knew when she would need them. (She needed them often.)

Why am I not surprised that Tammy Duckworth is, again, being a total badass?

This Compton girl grew up to be one of the greatest champions and competitors in the history of sport, she bought a home in France and learned French, which she speaks in her interviews at the French Open at Roland Garros. The French fans adore her for this. She is interested and involved in fashion and art. She dates…

“I am a conservative, I like to keep what we have.”
Like slaves and racism.

Agreed. In the interim, enjoy this picture of my cute dog? She loves you, I promise!

Did you just bring a burger to a salad fight?

#notalllatinas think he’s a great monster! Some of us think he’s a flatulant small handed impotent monster who has to wear diapers at night and cries in the shower, who only messes up facts because he never learned to read and only hates brown people because he’s never properly figured out how to tan his skin enough,…

I gave my dog vaccines. He grew up never even learning to talk. He poops outside in public. He refuses to wear pants. He can’t read or write.

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