Mind you:

Margaret Atwood.

Hey, you know what else is bad for small businesses? Gigantic chain like Home Depot that move into mid-sized towns and drive those small hardware shops out of business.

No! It's so sad when a contract expires.

I so loved Frog and Toad. My favorites too.

Think of it this way...this is an unusual story, people were punished for harming this girl, and the general consensus of people reading about it is one of disgust. That was not always the case. That is not the case in some parts of the world right now. Things are getting better, but slowly.

As a 50 year old Aussie, what I find the most hilarious is that what you Americans consider far left extremists is pretty much the mainstream in most of the rest of the western world.

The PRV (penis-replacement vehicle) suggests he might be a little insecure about the banana.

The bar is set REALLY high, so they better not blow it:

It absolutely keeps getting better! The writing is so strong.

So far, I'm liking the second season better, too.

I’ve said it before, but I don’t think I’ve ever actually met a Christian in my whole life. I’ve met a whole lot of people who claim to be Christian, but I don’t know anyone who has even given the old college try to actually following the things Jesus instructed them to do. None who “gave up everything to follow me,”…

It’s not. It’s fucking AWFUL having large breasts and you DO get treated like an asshole by asshole ALL.THE.TIME.

So we have this to look forward to in the distant future. Thanks Kim.

boldly going where most men think they have been but were really like an inch to the right before.

I expected it to last longer and be more substantial

Later, in the staff meeting, Dan presents all his interesting and unexpected findings, without a hint of irony.

Guys, can you not?

Re: people saying Trump and Hillary are basically the same... How come every person I’ve heard say that has been a white male? Every. Single. One.