OKAY SO I texted my mom who is a doctor about this issue.

Helen was the original Becky with the good hair.

As an biracial person, 100% of my relationships are interracial.

I logged into my gmail, using my 2-step authenticator on my phone, so I could dig out my kinja key, so that I could comment on this article. That’s how protective I am of Watership Down.

This is another symptom of the dehumanizing of children. “It’s my child, I’ll do with it as I see fit” instead of seeing the child as an actual human who should not be a lab rat, a slave, or a chess piece.

It’s a much better viewing experience when the actors look like the characters would in real life. On the BBC, even pretty woman look like regular pretty women and not like they’ve had tens of thousands of dollars in surgery and fillers and highlights, which is just not believable in, say, an attractive detective.

Beat me to it ;)

Fuck you though. Traverse City t-bags just about every other summer vacation destination in America, ditto most of the L. Michigan and Superior shores. Look for my middle finger next time you fly over, knob.

Yeah! My little supergirl is about 40% Portuguese! I’m all in!

TBH, I’d probably need a cane to walk in heels of that height even without an injury.

:/

Chris Bosh looks like Jay Pharoah playing Chris Bosh.

It’s simple, really.

1/2 situations in which Men use the toilet require the seat to be down (unless you shit standing up, which...is just impressive)

2/2 situations in which Women use the toilet require the seat to be down.

Therefore 3/4 times the toilet seat needs to be down.


edit: holy fuck people I’m not saying Men…

I’d be inclined to agree with you but Pounded in the Butt by my own Butt is light years better than 50 shades of Twilight.

Women suck at things, there is no way a woman could write a book series as good as JK Rowling and his Harry Potter series or write music as good as that dude PJ Harvey. They def can’t sing as well…

Why is Scott Eastwood having dinner with a Don Martin sound effect?

Sorry about your shitty ex-friend and your illness. Hope you’re feeling okay!

I feel so weird when the NFL does something right for a change.

Well, at least now there’s a solution to the whole “CEOs are grossly overpaid” situation: more women in executive roles!

This should not be confused with my lawsuit over the fact that I spent almost a year training my waist and it still pees on the floor and bites the mailman.