Olivia Wilde hanging with her crew:

People who use sjw as an insult are almost certainly bigots and definitely have the mental faculties of a concussed goldfish

Will there be a trip through the East coast area where the white guy meets zany characters? Including a wise man of color? Does he bed a free spirited woman who teaches him something about his life? Will he come back to his roots at the end and understand himself a bit better and speak of the skies and the end of…

“Powder cosplay enthusiast, Rick Scott”

I’ve never once taken an Uber and I never will.

Here are 10 Fortune 500 companies that are all based in Missouri. We should start contacting them.

Yep, coming from the grown child of a narcissistic parent, this is textbook Narcissist Parent behavior. Manipulate outsiders with your seriously flawed version of the story when directly guilting the kid doesn’t work.

Well said.

How I wish the producers could go back in time and cast Uzo Aduba. She’s such an incredible actress, can really sing, and looks a hell of a lot more like Ms. Simone.

the list of states to be “fucking done with” keeps getting longer and longer

You beat me to it! I was going to forgo the multimedia option and go with:

Dear Coco,

I am writing today, to voice my concern and outrage over the increasing homeless and drug punctuation problem that the city is faced with. I’ve been living in plaguing SF for over three years, and without a doubt it is the worst it has ever been. Every day, on my way to, and from work, I see people commas sprawled…

Count the motherfucking clauses in that sentence. Forget the horrifying shit show that was the topic, any editor who let that damn clusterfuck out the door should be fired on the spot for that alone.

Speaking as a trans woman, this couldn’t be more true. That’s where we take gender norms to destroy them, and it’s also the main conversion site where we recruit the children. This is a crushing blow against our war on The American Way.

I handed my husband a Kim Foxx mailer addressed to him yesterday and said “Her qualifications are that she never once helped the mayor cover up that time a cop murdered an unarmed teenager.”

Oh, also Tammy Duckworth (I’m kind of reaching for any Illinois pols with a decent rep- can you tell?), the only veteran to stand up during the SOTU. Also the only one in her area with no fucking legs.

He's hung like an elevator button.

You know, I’ve actually been to this restaurant! The lobster roll is very good.

Want this outfit. Will pay in cats.