He probably ordered it on the name alone (‘murica!).

The writing on that one is the BEST. I lost it at fleeing the great Fucks Famine of 2015.

“Kurt Russell” was the name of Disney’s beloved boyhood sled.

Our family tradition at Christmas is to go out Christmas Eve for lunch at a greasy spoon, be polite to the server, and leave a $100 tip in cash. It’s kind of selfish, actually— we all get to feel super altruistic, and we race to get out before the server finds the cash and feels like they need to thank us.

And I’ve debated Rachel Maddow and won.

Beautiful that there’s a link at the end of this to the interview proving he absolutely did NOT “debate Rachel Maddow and” WIN.

My pleasure! Now, can a brother get a follow? Seriously Kitchenette is one of my favorite things in the Kinjaverse!

Never fuck with the pita delivery driver...?

I am always amazed at people who confuse food and urban legends.

Sorry dude, maybe if you didn’t want to get caught you should have kept your legs shut.

Right? Gamergate’s entire reason for suggesting a panel was to counteract a panel about finding ways to make it harder for them to harass and threaten women. The fact that SXSW approved a panel that exists solely to say “Fuck you, cunts, we’ll dox you, threaten to rape and murder you, and try to drive you to commit…

CNN is reporting that Owen Labrie’s parents begged the judge for no time, saying that losing his Harvard acceptance was punishment enough. If you ever want to see how this level of entitlement, assholeness and shittery happens, look no further than the parents. I wish them the worst.

I just can’t believe that in this day and age some celebrities think that it’s acceptable to go out on Halloween in Doucheface.

AUTOPLAY, grrrr.

“Yesterday, Richard Cohen wrote a piece about tipping. Oh boy. Strap the fuck in.”

Pentel R.S.V.P

Pentel R.S.V.P

This is the greatest metaphor I've ever heard, I'm crying.

Bernie is basically america’s favorite hoody. A little worn out, totally worn in, too old to care about appearances, and an intrinsic statement on income inequality.

Anne Hathaway is pregnant! Isn’t that great? A source says she “wants to keep it quiet” until she “has an official pregnant belly,”