Come on guys. Dick-scriminate is right there.

I have both, so I vacillate between livid and terrified all of the time.

I actually managed to learn about it in high school US History. It was essentially a footnote in the chapter about social movements, but it was there.

Fine then. Watch my 49 minute youtube video called “Why feminists are ruining gaming” where I talk about that one girl who didn’t date me that one time. Also, I don’t play video games.

This comment is everything wrong with America.

My cat, who once opened a microwave oven while the popcorn was popping, has more self-control than the caramel lady.

My cat, who once destroyed a floor-to-ceiling lamp with her butt, has more self-control than the caramel lady.

My cat, who once fell off a bookshelf at 3 AM only to land butt-first on my face (catass…

Who the hell eats an everything bagel with blueberry cream cheese? Freaks, that's who.

Not sure I could love this comrade more.

There needs to be a new thread on “mom negs.”

Every now and then guys will ask me if these are my “real eyes.” I’m pretty sure they’re asking if they’re colored contacts, like you said, but I’ve gotten to the point where I always reply, “No, I carved them out of a dead hobo’s skull.” It’s just confusing and off-putting enough to make them leave me alone.

Moms are neg ninjas.

Uggghhh it's times like those you wish you could magically un-fuck someone!

I don’t think most people hate on Madonna for trying to be sexy, they hate on her because she’s desperate as fuck to be edgy and relevant and she thinks that means wearing a gold grill and fishnet shorts.

I don’t even think that’s it. I think Don Lemon is just an idiot. He’s dumb as shit and you can see the hamster wheel turning where his brain should be.

She’s to 2015 what Angelina Jolie was to 2005. Straight women would totally “go gay” for her. Yawn.