How dare this teacher be compassionate, care about the students, and be open-minded! We can’t have any of that around here, no siree.

Oh my God, that would probably be the bestest show in the history of television and I want this to happen NOW!

And you get the naming rights - Very Tall and Hilarious.

I WISH it were 100%. It took us two years to finish the homestudy process. We are only now on the waiting list, and there is no guarantee we will ever get a child. Your 100% figure is charmingly naive.

“Maybe this conversation is God’s way of telling you you’re kind of a cunt.”

The venn diagram between people who say, “Just adopt” and people who don’t know the first fucking thing about adoption is pretty much a circle. I’d love to see them try it, except they probably shouldn’t be exposed to children.

Ugh, the send something back every time people. My mom started refusing to go out if a friend of a friend was in the group after she sent her food back because her baked potato was smaller than everyone else’s (It wasn’t, bitch was just crazy).

Just exploring the option that perhaps it was a defense mechanism on the vagina’s part. It say Brody’s face barrelling towards it and secreted a garbage smell to save itself, like a skunk or a squid would do. I’d like to think lil Snacky would have my back in a similar situation...

I’m 95% positive this is Cindy (Adrienne C Moore), not Taystee.

I like “Why do you ask?” + pitying smile, myself.

I, however, will be taking my fiance’s name because I hate my family. Or we’ve talked about making a name up and going with that for the both of us.

Miley why are you making me like you, GRRR

GENDER FLUID SOCIALLY CONSCIENCE MILEY CYRUS IS MY FUCKING FAVORITE

I’ve been with Mr. Cylontater for 14 years and never touched his brush. I guess my fucks have yet to run out.

If Jesus is a 6’2” Puerto Rican from Dorchester, he’s entered me many times.

This is a you problem, not a Caitlyn Jenner problem.

Ummm, YESSSSS. I’m dead now. I’m dead from dying.

Her voice reminds me of Julia Fordham?

“it is what it is”

This always annoyed me too. Providing ability to the willing is the opposite of providing willingness to the able.