Am I the only one old enough to remember Dawn Dolls? Cuz that’s what Anna Kendrick looks like in that picture.

It’s like Tennessee Williams wrote Night of the Iguana and set it in Jersey.

So the important point no one is making is that George Clooney is in that Golden Girls clip for like half a second.

Yeah, he beat up a hotel room or two in his day.

Ding! We have a winner. Thanks for encapsulating in a sentence what I ranted about last night for ten minutes.

Paul Ryan last night:

I am SO excited to vote for her in November. Unlike . . . other races on my ballot.

“An ARMY of Beyonces”
Your lips to God’s ears.

Didn’t you hear? Walmart’s gone all soft and librul: http://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/31/opi…

Google it at your peril. The thought of eating even one lamprey is beyond revolting.

If you live in the Chicago area, you can go to Crafty Beaver, which doesn’t even require a pun.

Then there’s this: http://www.architecturaldigest.com/gallery/rob-mo…

You’re absolutely right, but now I’m thinking of how many other teenagers there might be who have been forced to marry because they were raped—or even had consensual sex—and we’ll never hear about it.

The PRV (penis-replacement vehicle) suggests he might be a little insecure about the banana.

Audra McDonald as the wardrobe. That’s all I need to know.

I have a couple left, but I think this season is even better than the first. You?

Just about to write something similar. There’s not a lot of, er, latitude. (And really, not that much longitude to be honest...)

I hope so. It’s a peaceful place with generally nice people. My fear is of the miles of empty lakefront. The weather here is nice today, but not nice enough to populate the beaches on a Monday.

For me it’s when Geena Davis takes the hard throw from the African-American woman. White women played baseball during the war.