Don't blame me... I voted for Kodos!

People who legitimately believe there is no difference between Republicans and Democrats strike again. I'll see you in 2 years when the Democrats regain control of the Senate when people realize Republicans are actually pretty bad at governing. Then in another two years after people forget who did what and re-elect…

Urine is a combination of things (e.g. water, ions, inorganic and organic molecules) that your body no longer wants or needs. Why would anyone put something that your body produces as waste back on to/into your body? PEOPLE! Confusing me all the time.

In case anyone's interested in the aforementioned drawing:

Um, actually it's not about his penis. It's about ethics in journalism.

"I better hurry and tell all the ladies in the world what my penis thinks of them, so they can base their self-worth around it! You're welcome, ladies."

Sidekicks, LexisNexis, Paris Hilton... This post is like a glorious time capsule.

Yeah, lately I'm becoming more convinced she's either trolling or playing some total asshole of a character as part of a not-very-interesting long-term performance piece. It's hard to imagine a human being SO consistently wrong on so many things.

I thought he was simply describing the ways he's preparing for this role, no? One way is speaking to transgender women and learning about their experiences. Another way is wearing dresses and make-up (things I assume are new for him). I'm sure he's doing a ton of other research for what is sure to be a challenging…

" I have put on dresses and wigs and makeup. I'm beginning to embark on that and trying to find out who she is."

I think we can all agree that the REAL victims in this story are her eyebrows.

Brian.

Ebay sales aren't really a good metric here; actual 1st sale toy numbers would be better. Elsa and Anna are grossly inflated because the supply of toys didn't meet the demand, so people were paying ludicrous prices for them on ebay, with Elsa being the more popular of the two. Snow White and Cinderella (and Ariel too…

Re: Tiana, I think the larger issue may be story they chose as a vehicle for that "princess".

Why is Jimmy Fallon doing a cameo on this local forecast?

Those media and protestors should go home and reconsider their life choices.

There's this guy in my boyfriend's MTG group that used to always wear fedora. He moved away for a few months and when he came back the fedora was gone and he had a girlfriend. I'm 1000% those two things are related.

Long ago, I was friends with a Nice Guy^TM. I got sick of it, called him out and ended the friendship. Five years later, he contacted me out of the blue to apologise for being whiny, selfish and a bad friend.

I'd like you a lot better if you just gave me the $5k.