I can't. It's so cringe.

Well, the entire world can do better than the Nickelback guy.

Katie Perry has access to every manner of special effect artist and costumer. She's built a career out of campy, outlandish outfits. And she decides to become a cheeto for halloween. That's baller.

Amanda Palmer is consistently the most tone deaf, completely insensitive asshole, bankrolling it all on with money from her fans while sticking her fingers in her ears the minute someone upsets her sensibilities or mildly disagrees with her. Stop supporting this fucking jerk. - it'll give her more time to write poems…

I'm amazed she didn't write a shitty poem defending him, with a big ol' DONATE button plastered on it. Or try to make his victims all about her. Or play a shitty novelty song about it on the ukelele. Or one of the 9,000 other things that make Amanda Palmer one of the Worst.

No her telling women to stop with the insults and "violent language" when they are discussing their reactions to sexual assault is tone-policing. Implying that Amanda Palmer is an asshole for silencing people is not.

"Is there an opinion so bad even Amanda Fucking Palmer can't hold it"

Remember when she wrote a completely nonsensical poem to Dzhokar Tsarnaev? Or when she asked musicians to work for her for hugs?

Ooh, hey, can I use the N-word real quick?

Um, shut up, please. Thanks.

But what if I have a REALLY good idea.

You know, it'd be easy to be all judgmental about what she's saying here but it's easy to forget that we were all 17 once and I bet that if I'd been interviewed by major publications at that age I'd have said some pretty dumb things myself. I know a lot of us have lost track of what it was like to be a teenager and…

I'm sure I'll get hate for this, but I don't believe it should be a college's responsibility to protect their students at all times in every aspect of their lives. There is a ridiculous amount of mission creep in modern universities, in which a college is expected to service every aspect of a student's life…

Do you ever think of yourself while watching Wheel of Fortune in the final round when they show "R S T L N E" on the screen? My brain always readjusts it into "R L S T (I) N E."

I think Cracked put it well: "Police are warning parents that criminals are planning to hand out pot-laced candy on Halloween, because if there's one thing people love to do with their pot, it's give it away for free in a manner that will immediately attract law enforcement to their homes."

I'm just gonna leave this picture of Olivier Sarkozy hanging out with Mary Kate and his 12-year-old daughter.

When the house-robbing arsonist is your best boyfriend, you know you need to do a little bit of soul-searching.

Rikki Lake is working on a documentary about the Pill. The film's position will determine whether or not I want Rikki to be happy.

UGH. Honestly, at this point, I would take custody of Honey Boo Boo, just to get her out away from her mother. And I absolutely do not want kids right now, nor could I fit a child in my tiny East Village apartment.

...he's decided against it due to the fact that his life right now is not particularly stable and a 9-year-old is a lot of responsibility.