Not often you see something like this...you know, a woman in bed with a Notre Dame football player under her own volition.

In the interest of journalistic integrity, I heard it was a threesome and Lennay Kekua should have received photo credit.

Things got awkward when talking about their favorite position, as they both answered "receiver".

I know if I was an awesome 18-year-old football player I would definitely shoot for 42 year old porn stars to hook up with.

There are too many preschools.

Where is her GoFundMe page? WE ARE ALL TAN SHEN.

Ha ha, you said "so hard right now."

I have a favorite picture of Anthony Weiner!

Re: that title, I might have to update the masthead.

If you will allow me to get very, very real for a minute: this hysteria over basic is really just a bunch of privileged white girls caring too much about what other people think.

THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT A RENEE IMPERSONATOR WOULD SAY. I'm telling you guys we need to find the Real Renee this woman has her locked up somewhere

eh, it was fine. it was a little girl being a little girl tbh.

Coke Zero taste like ass. I'm perfectly happy drinking regular Coke. And all you Pepsi people are disgusting.

i think the change from platinum to a more buttery gold did WONDERS for her.

"Her hair and makeup are perfect also."

I didn't like the Weekend Update bit, but the "send money to save the africans" bit from Bill Hader's episode was hilarious. I hope she gives us more of things in that vein.

THAT PHONE CASE THOUGH

if it was the pilot, the show is infinitely better than the pilot. the belchers are also like, one of the healthiest, most loving, well rounded families on tv. bob is also a huge feminist an frankly an amazing LGBTQ ally, AND has called out racism on the show, as well.

you need to lock yourself in a room and think about your goddamn life choices

fun fact it is legal to murder this person