"When you play with heart..."

That's awesome. SPORTS!

OMG she accused Levi of rape, and when the book came out and he threatened legal action, she said that isn't what she meant, and it was consensual. AND SHE AND LEVI ARE THE SAME AGE. They were both born in 1990.

I readily acknowledge that this is putting my ignorance on full display (steady your tomatoes, friends!), but I absolutely had no idea Pakistan looked like this. Yes, I know it's a good sized state with a varied topography, but wow- this is just beautiful.

oh stop spouting bullshit, women can't do that. this slippery slope business has got to stop, no one is advocating for women ACTUALLY making decisions about THEMSELVES.

So as the top dog on the Shade court, does that make you Ruth Shader Ginsburg?

While on Thursday he'd suggested that he felt physically fine and didn't think he had Ebola–"But do any of us know for sure?" .... Gohmert also said that he thought there was "some deal" between the United States and West African nations–"that's why they won't do a travel ban"–

The only right answer is to fuck Anderson Cooper, marry Neil Patrick Harris, and kill Andy Cohen. I believe these are self-explanatory so I won't bore you with my reasoning.

EVERYONE kinda likes that one!

I dunno, I kind of like this one...

Wow, that letter is pure poetry. What a great way to handle a sexist asshole who reviews books based on the gender of the author and not the content of the books themselves.

I seriously fail to see how it's fucking gross. I'm willing to bet that most people's urine is cleaner than the water coming out of their taps, and the water and urine all end up in the sewer system for treatment. It's not like urine just sits on your skin or shower surface and stays put. It gets rinsed away…

There are two types of people in the world. People who admit they pee in the shower and dirty fucking liars.

My best friend claims that she has never peed in the shower. I cant even understand how one can help it.

Penélope Cruz lifts her perfect eyebrows from her bottomless brown eyes

Yeah, the Hulk Hogan thing was pretty shitty of Gawker. I agree that it's really not okay for them to have done that. But Jezebel and Gawker have different editors; despite what people may believe, Gawker isn't a monolithic entity run by one person.

What the fuck is wrong with you people.

My freshman year of college, I made the mistake of dating a very serious born-again Christian. (I was raised both Catholic and Unitarian Universalist, I'm not sure what he was doing in the relationship either.)

"My bars are easy to follow. You can't spit. All you do is just swallow."

Keep sex out of Times Square! Wholesome place. Always has been. Should be protected.