eh, it was fine. it was a little girl being a little girl tbh.

Coke Zero taste like ass. I'm perfectly happy drinking regular Coke. And all you Pepsi people are disgusting.

i think the change from platinum to a more buttery gold did WONDERS for her.

"Her hair and makeup are perfect also."

I didn't like the Weekend Update bit, but the "send money to save the africans" bit from Bill Hader's episode was hilarious. I hope she gives us more of things in that vein.

THAT PHONE CASE THOUGH

if it was the pilot, the show is infinitely better than the pilot. the belchers are also like, one of the healthiest, most loving, well rounded families on tv. bob is also a huge feminist an frankly an amazing LGBTQ ally, AND has called out racism on the show, as well.

you need to lock yourself in a room and think about your goddamn life choices

fun fact it is legal to murder this person

"When you play with heart..."

That's awesome. SPORTS!

OMG she accused Levi of rape, and when the book came out and he threatened legal action, she said that isn't what she meant, and it was consensual. AND SHE AND LEVI ARE THE SAME AGE. They were both born in 1990.

I readily acknowledge that this is putting my ignorance on full display (steady your tomatoes, friends!), but I absolutely had no idea Pakistan looked like this. Yes, I know it's a good sized state with a varied topography, but wow- this is just beautiful.

oh stop spouting bullshit, women can't do that. this slippery slope business has got to stop, no one is advocating for women ACTUALLY making decisions about THEMSELVES.

So as the top dog on the Shade court, does that make you Ruth Shader Ginsburg?

While on Thursday he'd suggested that he felt physically fine and didn't think he had Ebola–"But do any of us know for sure?" .... Gohmert also said that he thought there was "some deal" between the United States and West African nations–"that's why they won't do a travel ban"–

The only right answer is to fuck Anderson Cooper, marry Neil Patrick Harris, and kill Andy Cohen. I believe these are self-explanatory so I won't bore you with my reasoning.

EVERYONE kinda likes that one!

Yeah, the Hulk Hogan thing was pretty shitty of Gawker. I agree that it's really not okay for them to have done that. But Jezebel and Gawker have different editors; despite what people may believe, Gawker isn't a monolithic entity run by one person.

What the fuck is wrong with you people.