This makes me feel sooooo much better about a big ol’ piece of shit I wrote recently, thank you. Sincerely.
Montauk Monster
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So Cersei now has...zero hostages? After like, twelve hours? Seems like The Gang could propaganda their way out of this. Get the remaining Unsullied to draw up some flyers for the illiterate citizens about how the “enemies” stopped the undead, do a few dragon flyovers. Talk about chain breaking, remind them of…
I first began learning about K-pop in 2012 but am by no means a mega-fan; I’ve recently heard a few songs that have entire verses in English (like “Solo”) instead of just a few words here and there — how long has that been going on? Was it happening in/around 2012 and I never happened across those songs, or it is a…
Is this so Mayor Pete’s blind fans can learn that he’s a white guy?
Everything Bran said about the role of the Three-Eyed Raven seemed to come from nowhere to me, but that said, it’s been a long time since I read the books.
Didn’t Bran actually see the creation of the first White Walkers? He knows the Children of the Forest — who he MET!! — created them from Man, as a weapon against Ma…
Arya asked Bran one question — can magical fire kill these magical creatures we know are harmed by fire — and he’s like “IDK!” Thought you could see the future my dude!! Bran basically is a book, completely useless unless you “read” him (Tyrion, again, is the only one slowly figuring this out.)
So Jon died and was resurrected, Bran subsumed the history of all humanity, Dany survived immolation and bought dragons back to the world & has visions, Arya learned assassin magic and can change appearance at will, the Stark children acquired direwolves, etc. etc. and like...basically none of that was addressed in…
Over-plucked brows add a lot of years; that look has been out of style for a generation, and it’s a meth-y aesthetic now.
That tie has pink triangles on it, so it’s really hard for me to tell if D’Souza is straight or gay. My confusion is entirely reasonable, because I’m scared of clothes I don’t understand.
Randomly found myself at one of her shows circa 2011/2012 and was really impressed with how well she was able to pull the wool over everyone’s eyes. She’s just dull, evidently quite dim, and a kewpie edgelord persona ain’t ever gonna change that. I hate how much Janelle Monáe collaborates with her, it makes me…
I’ve wondered for a while if they’re going to blow up Winterfell; the crypts have been important since the beginning, and I wonder if the “hot springs” the castle is built on are something a little more than hot springs, like it’s affected by wildfire magic or something? Scatter tons of dragonglass shards along the…
I attended MTSU, but at the time Jeremy was working the NACA circuit (“National Association for Campus Activities”), along with luminaries like the guy who played Mr. Belding and assorted former Real World/Road Rules cast members.
I worked in the Student Programming department while in college, and at some point the College Republicans decided all the programming was WAY too liberal (we mostly brought stand-up comics and musicians) but iirc the final straw was a pre-packaged “debate” about pornography between Ron Jeremy and a feminist scholar.
Th…
Should have called him Atticus
Right? Would kid fans even recognize her if she was out & about in street clothes with her hair down?
35 years old and holding back tears *at work* once the “Simba ages” montage hit
I don’t really trust this guy and can’t 100% place my finger on exactly why. I don’t have a “problem” with him, per se, but also, like, who the fuck does this apple-polisher think he is? Huge congrats to Pete on all of his resume achievements & language abilities & not being Donald Trump or Mike Pence — but honestly,…
I love how the exonerating take is that he’s just too good at being an insincere, unctuous glad-hander.
I picked up Kim Zolciak vibes