Blouse 

“Mr. Hoppy will continue to be controlled by his emotions,”

Native New Yorkers could kick them back to where they came from 

This dude comes from a family where, like, all of the kids were put on TV and commercials from infancy; he’s probably legitimately fucking dumb, and can only think in terms of money, success, and fame. 

Something like just 3% of Americans own HALF of the guns in this country. 

He’s a person who envisions the “working class” as dads on the factory line, not single moms who are waitresses. And it’s painfully obvious.

“Hillary is bad!” - this post on what Donald Trump had to say about Bernie Sanders

Just endorse Warren my dude 

What does she do again? 

Bobby Hill has given far, far more this world than Louis CK ever did. 

Wasn’t that like half of Michael Cohen’s job? 

Facial reconstruction on the Colombian drug lord from season one. He has been imprisoned and his body is covered in third-degree burns. The face the doctors gave him was the face of the child molester. He wants his old face back. (S4, E10)

Ivanka is the Fredo who runs the whorehouse, Eric is the Fredo who says “I’m gonna learn the casino business,” and Don Jr. is on his way to a nice fishing trip on the lake. 

And among the primary reasons people like AOC so much, is because she’s not a coward. The dots will never, ever connect. 

I thought Annihilation should have been about her character instead, haha. 

No one could have predicted this, except everyone.

“I’m so wildly incompetent as a parent — indeed, more incompetent than most human beings age twelve and up — that I might literally kill my own child due to negligence! This is a thing I think is funny.” 

Lock the doors and see what happens 

It’s one shared by many Tennesseans 

I’ve daydreamed, more than once, about spitting in Marsha Blackburn’s face.