Peaches and pomegranates, and blackberries and blueberries. And cherries! So many people here afraid of juicy flavor!!

The time for men to speak up is when you’re alone with other men. Confront the dangerous attitudes of friends and acquaintances.  

I did this decades ago and I thought I was being funny

This is...the best movie trailer I’ve ever seen?????? 

Wow, who knew doing the reading could lead to good decisions 

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, the only person who should host the Oscars is Billy Eichner. I DON’T SEE WHY THIS IS HARD!!!

Imagine if Disney deigned to spend a few of their billions of dollars on, like, practical effects!! I just don’t get having unlimited resources to make art and...not doing that. The company’s going to make money hand-over-fist regardless. Everyone is a coward!!

If you’re not a fifteen year old boy, you certainly think like one.

The left can’t ignore the red states. Should we listen to their ideas about gender or immigration? We need to acknowledge their concerns that are very real to them

Curious about the answers to this: When did you know, 100% for sure no doubt about it, that Trump & Putin were in cahoots? The RNC platform change on Ukraine is what did it for me.

It is so funny to me when celebrities try talk about CGI-heavy movies with a straight face. Acting is hilarious!

Madonna?????????

James Comey is Hank Hill with a normal-sized urethra 

Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME!!?? Can I ask what part of the country you’re in, out of curiosity?

The joke for decades has been that CBS is for old people, but man...to go ON LEGAL RECORD that “cussing” is damning evidence against a person’s character while simultaneously, literally not seeing blatant sexual harassment and abuse is more on the nose than I can handle. The White (Male) Boomer Psyche is so fucking…

She’s standing so straight and firm and he’s pulled into her gravity; it’s too much, I love it. 

The elevator photo from his Inaugural Ball is my favorite 

You’re all cowards 

Here’s a speech Mueller gave in 2011; there are some corny jokes you’d expect from an FBI square, and there’s also this:

I forgot about the pee tape until this morning!