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Did you see The Night Manager? I didn’t really care for it, overall, but Colman! Was! So! Good! Holy cow she fucked me up. Can’t wait for this movie, can’t wait for the new season of The Crown.

Men could be daring and wear skirts, just like their great-great-grandmas somehow found the nerve to wear trousers & change fashion forever. 

This hasn’t happened to me, or anyone I know! Has it happened at all? Ridiculous!

This is now the story I’m running with, thank you 

Why is her brother in the UK at all? Is Sarah his legal guardian? When she got her (checks wikipedia) graphic design job in London, did the visa allow her to bring one (1) relative along for the ride? Did she bring him to England when she first got the job, or did he join her later? Has he been ill his whole life or

Being the child of Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee has got to be difficult in ways I can’t even imagine

It’s a party comprised almost entirely of abusers, their enablers, and victims who have internalized the abuse. They do have shared values, of course, like racism and greed. 

“Return of the Mack” and puberty happened around the same time for me, and that song 100% wormed its way into my DNA. I sometimes wonder if it’s as good as I think, or if I’m too emotionally invested to judge it impartially 

A critical incident is an event that happens to someone

It’s essentially a British cringe-comedy show in the style of a serious HBO drama. So I love it 

If it makes you feel any better (it won’t), in sixty years we’ll have conservative dickhead politicians named things like Garcia and Hernandez fighting against filthy immigrants from Somewhere Else. They’ll go on right-wing Spanish-language propaganda programs and whine about how much they hate strange foreign

I found those last few minutes way funnier than I should have

Daffy is the best and I know I’m right and I don’t need to explain myself 

The CeraVe AM lotion with SPF is wonderful IT’S A GREAT BRAND 

Thank you, this is beautiful.

I have similar (but not identical) thoughts, and it’s so much sometimes. The electricity of us is bound in our brains, and brains are fallible. Bodies are fallible. The best case scenario for life is aging and death. As far as we know, humans are the only beings in the entire universe who

I think you’re looking too far ahead. I’m going to volunteer for Phil Bredesen this summer & fall, hoping he makes it to the Senate and flips Corker’s seat blue. He was a POPULAR Democratic governor in a red state, and a lot of Republicans voted for him. I mean goddamn, he cut health care in Tennessee! And yet, I have

The DNC has even volunteered to administer some of the thousand cuts to ordinary Americans’ dreams

Like many white people from the rural south raised by Republicans, I primarily align with Democratic Socialist policies and positions. I’m 33 years old. I remember 1998 – the lynching year, Matthew Shepherd and James Byrd, Jr. Columbine happened during my Freshman year of high school. How safe are today’s children

Just pretend the last season never happened, Roseanne died in 1997, and the real final season (from the 20th century) was actually a fantasy of the newly-widowed Dan.